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Archive > January, 2009 Vol. X, No. 1

Behind Closed Doors

Sandwiches for Surgery

Paula Watkins, RN, CNOR

Are you still eating your way through the holidays? Wondering what to do with all those tasty leftovers? How about a sandwich? Perhaps you've noticed that the refrigerator is almost as cold as your OR. It got me to thinking about what kind of sandwiches you could make from a heaping helping of the ingredients you'd find around the average surgical facility.

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