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Archive > February, 2006 Vol. VII, No. 2

Behind Closed Doors

I ♥ OR

Paula Watkins, RN, CNOR

Paula Watkins, RN, CNOR 1. That we need a memo to remind us what we can and can't flush down the locker room toilets.

2. That I get to make suction noises with my mouth when I forget to connect the suction.

3. When I work with the surgeon who likes the Beatles because I get to rock out in the background when no one is watching.

4. That I'm old and can flirt with the young surgeons and not be considered a threat to the young nurses.

5. Eating what I brought for lunch from home while my co-workers try to choke down what they bought in the cafetorium.

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